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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Engineers are the BEST husband


Assalamualaikum..


Yana jarang post entry yang funny kan. Memanjang serius.. Kali ni, jom kita layan satu artikel yang yana dapat dari email.. Agak menarik juga la bagi yana. Tapi nak pesan siap-siap, ni hanyalah untuk gurauan ye.. Jangan ambil serius pula ye.. huhuhu..

Subject: FW: Engineers are the BEST husband...






 

 To all Engineers....including the ones that are trying to be one as well.. Specially dedicated to all engineers out there...


Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a
Law, management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.


Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
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An engineer husband can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27
years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get
married and buy a house too.
 
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.
Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.
 
The arts graduate is still looking for a job.
And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.


Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
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An engineer husband will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand > >their work. You can believe that they will try really
really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't
understand you initially, they will keep on trying. 


Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. 

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you. The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, 

The Arts graduate who will 'change major'. And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.
 
And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that
You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will
be hooked to you forever.


Advantage 3: An engineer husband will never betray your trust.
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Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The
lawyers will lie about everything. Management graduates will cheat your money. The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
 
Your engineer husband is either too busy to have an affair, and even
if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer
is the most secure husband that you will ever find - rich enough, will
keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you.

So girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer for your future husband!
 

  ~Kredit to mr. hubby yg fwd email ni.. :)

  
ps: Kita ambil ni sebagai gurauan ye.. Kalau ada yg terasa yana minta maaf.. Apa pun, yang paling penting untuk mencari pasangan adalah dari agamanya, imannya. Tak kisah lah apa jawatan dia pun.. :)


  

2 comments:

Hali3isa a.k.a L3ha : SSA said...

hahaha sis. lawak! kalu suami isteri jurutera amcm lak? hehehe.~

~ L.Y.A.N.A~ said...

kalau kes tu tak tau la cmne pula..hehehehe